November 9, 2009
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Sia - Breathe Me

November 8, 2009

I think I may be pregnant

Lately, my eating habits have been identical to those of a pregnant woman. For example tonight after dinner I’ve eaten a bowl of cereal, 2 clementines, peanuts, pretzels, and ice cream. Thank God I have an extremely fast metabolism or else I’d be craming my fingers down my throat over the toilet. I mean, I use protection all the time and I’m also on the pill so I can’t see how I’m pregnant. I’m going to run to CVS and pick up a pregnancy test or two.

November 8, 2009
One of my favorite SoHo nightspots, Greenhouse, has a $1 billion dollar lawsuit against them. Author Teri Woods claims that she and her 175 guests were not allowed entry to her book release party because they were black. The club is known for having a strict door policy in which doormen play the “picking game” but I’ve never witnessed a large number of people being shut out of the club due to their ethnicity. Though racism should never be tolerated, $1 billion dollars is completely ridiculous and irrational. We’ll see how it all unfolds though.

One of my favorite SoHo nightspots, Greenhouse, has a $1 billion dollar lawsuit against them. Author Teri Woods claims that she and her 175 guests were not allowed entry to her book release party because they were black. The club is known for having a strict door policy in which doormen play the “picking game” but I’ve never witnessed a large number of people being shut out of the club due to their ethnicity. Though racism should never be tolerated, $1 billion dollars is completely ridiculous and irrational. We’ll see how it all unfolds though.

November 8, 2009

An Audience With Joan Rivers

is probably the best TV standup I’ve seen. I’m actually laughing out loud, on the verge of peeing my pants. My mom says boys can’t pee their pants. Well, I’m about to prove that heffa wrong.

November 7, 2009
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mandrewdean:

MGMT vs Coldplay - Kids in Technicolor II

November 6, 2009
Daft Punk all night long.

Daft Punk all night long.

November 6, 2009
If I could be any animal it would be a New Guinean Bird of Paradise, for sure.

If I could be any animal it would be a New Guinean Bird of Paradise, for sure.

November 6, 2009
November 6, 2009
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Florence + The Machine - You’ve Got The Love (XX Remix)

November 6, 2009
November 5, 2009
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Kylie Minogue - Slow

November 4, 2009
GPOYW

GPOYW

November 4, 2009
Currently watching

Currently watching

November 4, 2009
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Major Lazer - Mary Jane

November 3, 2009

The notable “plastic bag” scene from the movie American Beauty.